It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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