dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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