Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
ttyl tear gas
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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