Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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