Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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