I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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