is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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