I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
My bed smells like the plague
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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