how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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