i don't plan on having that self control this summer
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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