he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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