when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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