I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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