I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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