How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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