i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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