are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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