Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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