I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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