Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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