When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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