Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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