You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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