It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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