Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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