i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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