Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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