I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Randomize