She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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