Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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