i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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