so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
did i just pee glitter
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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