You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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