Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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