Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
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go home
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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