We won't sleep together?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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