Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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