Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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