Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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