It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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