: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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