Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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