spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
