I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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