Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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