You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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