I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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