I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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