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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I still have a little drunk in my system
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Damn victory sex feels great
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