Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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