you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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