Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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