Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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