Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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