He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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